The Vehicle of my DREAMS!!

So this is the day I fell in love with the most beautifully wreched vehicle I've ever seen. It was incredible. I was driving home from school one Tuesday afternoon in the not so distant past, and I spotted this little beauty just to the right of me. I just couldn't help but admire the paint job as well as the huge tires on the ghetto lift job. I wanted it bad. I almost waved him over to see if he had a mullet and would do a straight up trade for my little Subaru. I didn't for fear of him pulling out his rifle off the gun racks. This was story has the sad ending of me leaving my lovely beast of a vehicle in the dust as I passed him up.